Well, $75,000 sweet sweet dollars, of course.
While that might seem like a lot of extra money to be speaking ever-so-casually about (does anybody have a fan and an ice cube?), I promise it's going to flow like actual GOLDSCHLAGER when you learn The Unf*ckwithable Freelancer Holy Grail of Modern Money-Making Arts, containing the twelve little-known, BIG financial impact, step-by-step business strategies I stole from my career in advertising sales and repurposed to rocket my freelance career from $0 to $103,000 my very first year—and beyond.
*Goldschlager is still a thing, no?
There's the prehistoric way, of course: knocking on doors and hoping to GOD someone sees the good in you this month. (A bit unpredictable, given that those hooligans with the vacuums had to ruin it for everybody.)
Then there's that old hat method of joining every Facebook group on the planet—and maybe doing a bunch of stuff for free because, #PORTFOLIO? (Don't do that. There's a much better—and financially sound—way to get started. And get experience. And get cash. Because we'd like to go to Target this month, thank you very much.)
And then there are the days when you wonder if you should walk around taping fliers on actual telephone poles. Or maybe go to one of those—*shudder*— Chamber of Commerce meetings. Or perhaps hire a man with an unironic beard to work on your "SEO." (Unfortunately not a euphemism.)
You could do all of that. Or?
You can become an Unf*ckwithable Freelancer instead.
ONE FLIPPING FOURTH.
So many hard-working souls have resigned themselves to accepting slim pickings, because when humans are unsure of themselves—especially when they're just starting out—they accept the unacceptable. But imagine if you only got 1/4 of the house you just bought? A quarter of the food you ordered? Or, hey, one-fourth of the money you earned?
That's like doing the same amount of work, but choosing to be paid twenty-five dollars instead of a hundred.
Uh-uh. I don't think so, mama. Not today.
- Welcome to Unf*ckwithable Freelancer! 🎉 A Heart-to-Heart With Ash.
- New Student Money Survey 💸
- Download the Unf*ckwithable Freelancer Workbook ⚡️ (All 293 PDF pages!)
- 1. Pre-Session Chat With Ash » Masterclass 101!
- 2. How to: Formally Register Your Business (And Do You Need To, Orrrrr?)
- 3. How to: File for a Business Address (Hint: Do Not Use Your Own.) (Unless The Client is Cute.)
- 4. How to: Set Up a Business Email Address (And Why This is Legally REALLY Important)
- 5. How to: Open a Business Bank Account (Even If You Don't Have Two Cents to Rub Together)
- 6. How to: Get a Business PayPal Account (And Pay Less Freaking Fees, Hooray!) (But Also For Legal Reasons, Haiiiii.)
- 7. How to: Get a Business Stripe Account (A Non-Negotiable in Any Business That Isn't From 1964)
- 8. How to: Uh....Categorize Your Expenses? (Because #TAXES)
- 9. How to: Pick The Perfect Email Marketing Software (Because Email is a Money-Printing Machine and Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise is Trying to Sabotage Your Best Life)
- 10. How to: Set Up Deadline Funnel (Because This is a Very Important Tool Even Though You Don't Know What It's For Yet)
- 11. How to: Set Up Your Appointment Software (So Clients R.E.S.P.E.C.T.). Ya Dig?
- 12. How to: Get Organized Using My Favorite Project Management Software (And Never Scramble, Ever, Unless They Are Eggs)
- 13. How to: Download The Power Contract (Because You Are About to Be a BOSS). (Sorry Hugo.)
- 14. How to: Get Your Contracts Signed the Easy Way (Ain't No Time for Dilly-Dallying When It Comes to Money, Ya'll)
- POP QUIZ! Because, #EVIL.
- 📝 ASSIGNMENT
- ⚡️ CHECKLIST OF TITANS
- 1. Pre-Session Chat With Ash » Masterclass 102!
- 2. How to Clarify Your Niche + Business Direction, Part I (22 min.)
- 3. How to Clarify Your Niche + Business Direction, Part II (14 min.)
- 4. Walk-Through Example: Photographer
- 5. Walk-Through Example: Virtual Assistant
- 6. ⚡️ Worksheet: Clarify Your Niche + Business Direction (And Figure Out What You're Selling Without Having a Seizure)
- 1. Pre-Session Chat With Ash » Masterclass 201!
- 2. Masterclass 201 | How to Architect Your Offerings to Maximize Revenue and Be a Superhero (1:10 min.)
- 3. ⚡️ Worksheet | Architect Your Offerings
- 1. Pre-Session Chat With Ash » Masterclass 202!
- 2. Masterclass 202 | How to Choose the Right Price Point, the Smart Way (33 min.)
- 1. Pre-Session Chat With Ash » Masterclass 203!